Sunday, June 21, 2009

Reverend Julian Joseph Harper

As of Sunday, June 21, 2009 I am an ordained minister recognized by the states.
As a minister with the Universal Life Church I am granted the ability to:
  • Perform marriages, funerals, baptisms, ceremonial rites, and last rites.
  • Start my own church, be it brick & mortar or online.
  • Absolve others of their sins.


  1. oh god!!! what have you released upon the world?!!

    Seriously... are you serious?

  2. Totally serious. Now I can park in the Reverend/clergymen parking spots. :D